Please help me, I just escaped from the KFC plant!!


Escaped chicken: zonga press.


Pepsi next: zonga press.

I wonder if movie theaters are serving Pepsi next yet. I thought it was a diet drink when I first heard about it, even when I was drinking it. I thought I was consuming a great tasting diet beverage. I found out it had 25 grams of sugar, on the bright side it has 30% less sugar. 25 grams is still a lot of sugar. Still it has a 100 calories. All in all not much different than your regular Pepsi but still tastes great. I would say it’s my choice of the next generation..lol.



Godzilla: zonga press

Right now people are lining up at the concession stand buying a large cold drink with a large bag of popcorn and maybe even a bag of twizzlers getting ready to see the new Godzilla movie.
It looks good. There are a few monsters in there with the king monster getting ready to rise high above the skyscrapers. Will it rise above the box office sales on the long weekend?
With the million dollar arm, Spider-Man two and neighbors out, well I guess those are last weeks with neighbors and spider man two, they made their millions already.
What movie will make more this weekend? Godzilla or million dollar arm?
My guess would be Godzilla. It has a great cast with Aron Johnson from the kick ass movies and Brian Cranston from breaking bad.
With great acting mixed in with great special effects, I would have to say that Godzilla will satisfy us until the new Jurassic park comes out. http://www.cineplex.com




Eight years ago today I took my mother to a movie called walk the line at the theater. On the way to the theater I thought I would make a pit stop at the bank to withdraw some money for the movie. My intention was to treat my mom for Mother’s Day.
I walked to the ATM machine, put the card in the machine. I was just about to make a transaction when I heard the machine make pretty much a swallow sound, the message on the screen said ” sorry not able to do a transaction at this time, please call your financial institution thank you.”
No card, no money. I had to call my bank for a new card and to this day I only use an ATM machine once every two weeks to withdraw cash for my rent. That’s why I’m glad they have debit, that way my card is within hands reach.
My mom ended up treating me to the movie that day on Mother’s Day, thanks again mom 🙂
I am very paranoid using an ATM machine.
Just sayin.


Hungry ATM’s: zonga press.



A Malaysia flight 370 plane went missing a couple of months ago. They now have a poll of where the plane may have went to.
Did they go back in time? Or
Did they go into the future after hitting the Bermuda Triangle?
How can a plane that size go missing?
That will be the greatest mystery since jimmy hoffa’s missing body.
Maybe they went to planet zonga.


Lost plane: zonga press



Treat mom to a great movie today with a cineplex gift card. It’s good for admission and concession.


Happy Mother’s Day: zonga press.